In the other day's
Oscar broadcast
, Seth McFarlane executed a monumentally annoying "We watched your own Boobies" montage which totally tore apart everything we because women hold precious about tits. His
addition of rape moments, post-sexual-assault medical practitioner visits and stolen personal photographs as triumphant times within the Showing of tits
was actually a despicable exemplory case of the pervasiveness of rape culture and also the continuous community lack of knowledge of it. That has been honestly screwed up.

We feel this would be a good second to reclaim the Showing of Boobs. As queer women, we believe exclusively skilled to perform this task. See, nobody online knows the things they're making reference to w/r/t tits. Quick google looks for "best topless moments" arrive predictable listings delighting over views designed particularly to titilate right men (one selection of "best topless views" included

Schindler's List,

if you're able to accept is as true) and shouting in suffering over scenes that don't go with the list-makers thin definition of beauty, like views where females avove the age of 50 challenge to bare. We desired to commemorate truly kickass, empowering or super-sexy topless scenes, with an inevitable bias towards the queer moments.

A note in the nudity in this post:

Because there is this dream of people giving us cash to advertise things on our very own web site, we typically stick with a "no-nudity" rule on every little thing, but seriously putting little cartoon minds over every person's erect nipples with this post started initially to feel foolish and sex-negative because like, exactly who says hard nipples must be censored? THE PATRIARCHY? In a post about revealing breasts, we have ton't end up being

censoring

tits. Anyway, we're however keeping the fantasy of having advertisers one day, so this will probs become sole time we show you any nip. I don't know it happened. Lick it up, laides, lick it.

In the past, we have celebrated
ten movies we viewed for brief nudity
. Nowadays we celebrate anything comparable. You'll share your favorite topless scenarios during the reviews!

14 Great Times In Boobery

Following release of the woman first feature movie,

The Watermelon Girl

, lesbian director/actress/writer told

The Supporter

that "it does not bother us to be nude on-camera. I'm buck nude in all my movies too." That is the spirit! In addition, she performs a lesbian video singer determined to find out about the black actresses ignored by Hollywood record, generally there's next to nothing perhaps not amazing about this situation.

2. Angelina Jolie in

Gia

Someday later on, lesbian historians will appear straight back on this subject second as one of the early accurate representations of exactly how crap falls between lesbian lovers — you realize, like as soon as the woman attempts to sneak in the morning to come back to the woman boyfriend following someone's inside the hall employing fill up! There are a lot wonderful moments for Angelina Jolie's tits inside fantastic film, which made so many of us in a gay

This slapsticky scene made their way onto far too many "worst topless moments" databases, for that reason cementing its introduction right here. HOW DARE A 57-YEAR-OLD WOMAN INDICATE TO US HER BREASTS? Because she is fucking amazing, for this reason.

4. Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie and Heddy Burress in

Foxfire

The tattoo scene could be the epitome of anything I thought I would never ever have: countless women, toplessness, tattoos, becoming harmful. Think its great scared the fuck of me personally and made me personally therefore unfortunate for my monotonous life, but I cherished it obvs. today CHECK US. Tattoos, tits, pals in weird urban centers.

5. Mia Kirshner in orifice loans of

The L Term

Goddess bless Mia Kirshner along with her great tits, which for reasons unbeknownst to you however for which the audience is eternally thankful, arrived for the opening credits completely nude each few days. She generally had gotten nude within the genuine episode nicely, that has been an enjoyable added bonus.

6. Sahara Knite w/Esme Bianco,

Game Regarding Thrones

In most cases on

Game of Thrones

, folks are cutting each other's heads down with blades! But occasionally discover 4-minute lesbian intercourse moments, like this any featuring Indian celebrity Sahara Knite, the united kingdom's sole Muslim porno star! How about that for a cameo?

During the 90's/early 00's we had been literally prepared to enjoy anything that advertised as both "indie" and relating to "coming old." And it also won a lot of gay movie event prizes because Sara Rue's bestie inside motion picture is actually homosexual. They truly are both goths who flee Sandusky searching for Stevie Nicks. Oh and in addition, tits.

8. Lynn Chen and Michelle Krusiec in

Protecting Face

This film,
among the best lesbian movies ever
, features one particular tender and lovely sex world between its titular characters.

Josephine Baker's boobies are pretty famous, and although the recollections with this 1991 HBO film tend to be dim, and we also're pretty sure it didn't properly convey Josephine Baker's courage, tenacity and *COUGH* queerness, however, it's Lynn Whitfield as Josephine Baker, you realize? In fact, Whitfield snagged a NAACP Image honor, a Golden Globe nomination and an Emmy nomination on her behalf depiction of Josephine Baker inside movie.

10. Lena Dunham in

Women

There's lots to obtain difficult in

Women

, but Lena Dunham's consistent nudity isn't really one. Would you recall the moment as soon as you understood it was the 1st time you'll viewed a person with an im"perfectly" proportioned body having sexual intercourse on tv? She's totally comfortable in her very own epidermis and her lovers are, also, additionally the undeniable fact that due to the fact writer/director, she's doing it all on the own terms and conditions, causes it to be specifically awesome.

11. Kristen Stewart in

On the highway

We've gotn't really observed this movie however, but surely desired to, and today positively decide to.

12. Salma Hayek and Karine Plantadit-Bageot in

Frida

Salma Hayek's long been a confident exhibitor of her fantastic rack, along with her turn as bisexual musician Frida Kahlo was no exception. We're especially attracted to the love scene between Frida and Josephine Baker, played by Alvin Ailey dancer and Broadway actress Karine Plantadit-Bageot. Thus I think we had gotten Josephine Baker within top 10 two ways, as we say. Fun reality: Julie Taymor, exactly who directed Frida, in addition directed Plantadit-Bageot in

The Lion King

on Broadway!

13. Mary Louise Parker in

Weeds

Mary Louise Parker 4ever.

14. Erin Daniels, Leisha Hailey, Alexandra Hedison, Rachel Shelley, Lauren Holloman, Mia Kirshner, Rose Rollins, Barbara Kottmeier, Karina Lombard, Katherine Moennig, Anne Ramsay, Sarah Shahi, Lauren Lee Smith, Lynda Boyd, Kate French, Angela Gots, Gina Holden, Sandrine Holt, Shay Kingston, Kristanna Loken, Alberta Mayne, Mei Melancon, Sarah Shahi, Audra Ricketts and Alicia Leigh Willis on

The L Keyword

Hey take a look, we relate: each time we come across a hot lesbian, we also would you like to get our very own t-shirts down, as well.